the real reason why...

i've kind of stayed away from it.  i mean, i think it's kind of obvious, but still just stayed away from it.  why do i want this job so badly?

let's get real.  no one in this competition wants this more than the other person.  okay, there is some dude way down the way that doesn't necessarily want the job that bad.  i  mean, he's shooting a pistol during his speech.  seriously, check it out.  he's probably down real close to last.  seriously, check it out.  he's shooting a pistol.  think he's calling it his "pop" gun.  real weird.  but, barring that type of applicant we all want the job.  some want it because they think it would be cool.  real cool.  and, it is going to be real cool.  some want it to jump-start a career.  it will.  for the right person this could be a real springboard.  others want it because they want to be able to pay bills.  this job will mos def pay some bills for some people.  so, why do i want it?

i want it because all of that.  pop culture is paying bills.  pop culture is exposing or reiterating the truth, reality.  i drive a lexus.  that lexus was my mom's.  that lexus is 16 years old and is awesome.  pop culture is driving a beater to and from work.  pop culture is blasting talib kweli whilst driving to work.  that's right, i used "whilst".  i did it because i can and it's grammatically correct.  pop culture is living married.  pop culture is raising a kid.  pop culture is listening to the same music that the kid you're raising is listening to and relating to it.  pop culture is talking to that kid about the birds and the bees, but not being able to call it that anymore because that's what your parents called it.  now, it's just sex, and hickies.  hickies?  what?  that still happens.  pop culture is living in 1,100 sq. ft. in chicago because you want to be right by the lake.  man, the lake in the summer is super dope.  super dope.  pop culture is blogging at 1:45 am after you get off work.  pop culture is voting for Brian Kash.

i'm not going to tell you why others shouldn't get the job.  i'm only telling you why no one else shoud get the job but me.  i just went straight jerry mcguire on all y'all.  now, that is kind of dating me, but any 10-18 year old could be watching the sunday afternoon movie on usa and catch that reference.  and, when they catch said reference they will know that Brian Kash completes them.  ooooh, 2 jerry mcguire references.  and, tom cruise is a scientologist.  he's going to a different planet for his eternity.  ooooh.  wonder if it's weird there.  yep.

boom, tiggity boom goes the vote,

b